Being a burlesque dancer really changes how you look at the world. For example, as I write this, I’m wearing glitter-crusted false eyelashes. The world is a fuckin’ disco ball.
I’ve always had a vice for drunken shopping. When Akira has those open house w/ free booze events, FORGET about it. I wake up in the morning w/ 3 new pairs of shoes, a $200 pair of jeans, and 4 sluttastic knit dresses that I don’t even know …how to put on.
Now things are different. Today in the mail I received one giant, SPARKLY, Carmen Miranda-style fruit hat.
what the hell
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